ERP ThreadThe ERP Fitness Center Edition
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After several months of wrangling with the city's health inspection board, the ERP Fitness Center is cleared to open its doors. The massive complex crawls out before everyone who arrives in its spacious parking lot, or walking down one of the neatly-kept trails leading to the front. First walking through the automatic glass doors brings one face to face with the reception desk, staffed by a pretty young woman wearing a tight sport bra, and compression shorts. Three branching paths lead from there.
The first hallway has entrances to: the large pool, designed for resistance training, lap swimming, and fitted with extra-large drains to prevent clogging - unisex shower and locker rooms serve all who come; the running course, along with hurdle horses and suspiciously-shaped relay batons; the machine room, where regular weights mix with large contraptions designed to take multiple sizes of toy, perfect for aerobic and endurance workouts.
The second hallway leads to: a cool-down room, with stretching bars and several smaller modules for classes such as nude yoga, and calisthenics; a sauna and hot-tub facility, perfect for easing aches, pains, and the occasional romp; and finally a juice bar, where everything from protein shakes - with extra protein - to nutrient-packed smoothies are provided.
The final hallway leads to private rooms, where arrivals can either train with a partner, by themselves, or a trainer from the fitness center itself. Diagrams and infographics dot the walls along the way, detailing the health benefits of exercise, sexual activities, and unique diets.
A 24/7 staff provides cleaning service to the fitness center, making sure that equipment, surfaces, and the halls themselves remain clean and tidy, despite all the activity. Even so, arrivals are encouraged to exercise at least a little restraint, along with their bodies, to keep from putting too much strain on the staff.