so, /trash/, got a story to tell>be me
>boss wants me to get some guy known as "The Special" and get the "Kregle".
>mkay
>find some faggot passed out near "The Piece of Resistance"
>interrogate that bitch
>he gets away
>fuck
>go after that motherfucker
>turns out he befriended 10/10 punk chick masterbuilder
>SUDDENLY, BATMAN HELPS THE FAGGOT
>OSHIT.PNG
>They seriously went to "Cloud Cuckoo Land"
>Blow that faggot place up
>kek
>get the fuck out
>fast forward
>boss is revealed to be an asshole
>rubs off my good side
>niggathatsgay.png
>leaves me to die with the rest of the masterbuilders and my fucking parents
>bomb explodes
>everything goes white
>wakes up
>all is back to normal
>what the fuck.png
>10/10 punk chick becomes faggot's girlfriend
>fuck my chance is slain before my eyes
>pissed off
>leave place
>soon enough, boss hits on me
>NIGGA COME ON THAT'S REALLY GAY
>mfw I didn't hit 10/10 ass and instead have my gay boss
god why must this happen to me