
>Hear loud black men behind me
>AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRUH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SENPAI GET THIS NIGGA BRUH I'LL GET HIS GIRL. TAKE OLL DA MONEY BRUH YA HEARD?
>Heart racing fast as fuck
>Thinking about the golf course I was at yesterday for some strange reason
>Girlfriend scared
>One in their group hits me on the head
>Girlfriend screaming
>They knock her down
>Start jumping me
>GUYS WHAT DID I DO?
>Stole my wallet
>Fucked my girlfriend in the alley
>Cops came 30 minutes later
What video games should I play to get this terrible event off my mind?